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Virtual Loco AI:
Stop Guessing.
Start Growing.
The world's first ecosystem connecting your sensors, **AI-powered guidance**, and a thriving community to perfect your cannabis cultivation.
Join hundreds of growers on the waitlist.
FEATURED EPISODE
CannaConvos: Keith & Sid The Sloth Join Sly aka Loco
Dive into the vision behind Internet of Pot with founders Keith and Sid, hosted by the master grower, Sly.
PARTNERSHIP SHOWCASE
The OGGO Grown Collaboration
We’re now working closely with OGGO as one of the first business partners joining the Internet of Pot ecosystem — helping us test, improve, and showcase next-generation growing tech built for both efficiency and fun.
OGGO isn’t part of Internet of Pot’s ownership — they’re independent pioneers who share our vision for smarter, more sustainable cultivation and community-driven learning. Together, we’re proving that science and chill can grow side by side.
Start Your Grow With a Growmies Vibe Check
Growmies and Ghosts Playlist
See What The Buzz Is All About
Meet the team, see the tech, and let Sid, the beloved growmie mascot, show you the future of cultivation. Hit play and discover how we're changing the game for growers everywhere.
Tired of Flying Blind?
Cultivation is an art, but it shouldn't be a mystery. Too many growers are stuck navigating conflicting advice, unpredictable results, and wasted effort.
"Bro Science"
Relying on anecdotal advice that may not apply to your specific environment.
Inconsistent Yields
That one perfect harvest you can never seem to replicate.
The Lonely Grow
Lacking a trusted community to share successes and troubleshoot problems.
Wasted Resources
Overwatering, overfeeding, and losing plants to preventable problems.
Your Virtual Loco AI is Here.
We've bottled the expertise of master grower Sly (aka Loco) into an AI that turns your sensor data and community wisdom into actionable advice. Less anxiety, more consistency. Better data, bigger yields.
Make Any Sensor Smart
Bring your own tools. Manually enter readings or upload photos from any sensor you own. Our platform turns that data into powerful insights. For a hands-off experience, use an IoP-enabled sensor for fully automated, real-time analysis on our top tier.
Meet Your Virtual Loco AI
Ever wish you had an expert in your pocket? We partnered with renowned grower and podcaster Sly (aka Loco) to build exactly that. Our **Virtual Loco AI** analyzes your sensor data, providing clear, actionable guidance based on decades of experience. Get smart alerts and suggestions for feeding and watering before problems arise.
Tap Into The Collective
Join a no-gatekeeping community of **growers**. Share logs, ask questions, and learn from peer-reviewed cultivation recipes. We're preserving and sharing decades of grower wisdom.
Find Your Perfect Plan
From community access to full automation, there's a tier for every grower.
Community
Free
Join the forums, ask questions, and learn from the collective wisdom of our **growers**.
Grower Tier
Level Up
Unlock the **Virtual Loco** by uploading photos and manually entering data from any sensor you own.
Pro Tier
Automate
Integrate IoP-enabled sensors for a fully automated, real-time analysis of your entire grow operation.
More Than a Platform.
It's a Vibe.
We believe growing should be fun, creative, and collaborative. At IoP, the culture is just as important as the code.
Tune Into CannaConvos
Catch episodes with industry influencers like Sly aka Loco.
Sid
The spirit of the growmie collective.
Ready to Unlock Your
Best Harvest Yet?
Join the Internet of Pot waitlist today. Your information will be securely saved via Google Forms.
We respect your privacy and will never spam you. Data is saved directly to Google Sheets.