Virtual Loco™ Patent Pending
Stop Guessing.
Start Growing.
The world's first ecosystem connecting your sensors with **Patent Pending guidance** from Virtual Loco™ to perfect your cannabis cultivation.
Be among the first to experience the patented Virtual Loco™ tech.
FEATURED EPISODE
CannaConvos: Keith & Sid The Sloth Join Sly aka Loco
Dive into the vision behind Internet of Pot with founders Keith and Sid, hosted by the master grower, Sly.
PARTNERSHIP SHOWCASE
The OGGO Grown Collaboration
Working closely with OGGO to test and improve next-generation growing tech.
Start Your Grow With a Growmies Vibe Check
Growmies and Ghosts Playlist
See What The Buzz Is All About
Meet the team, see the tech, and let Sid, the beloved growmie mascot, show you the future of cultivation. Hit play and discover how we're changing the game for growers everywhere.
Tired of Flying Blind?
Cultivation is an art, but it shouldn't be a mystery. Too many growers are stuck navigating conflicting advice, unpredictable results, and wasted effort.
"Bro Science"
Anecdotal advice that doesn't fit your environment.
Inconsistent Yields
Perfect harvests you can't replicate.
The Lonely Grow
Lacking a trusted community to share logs.
Wasted Resources
Overwatering and nutrient lockouts.
Your Virtual Loco™ is Here.
We've bottled the expertise of master grower Sly (aka Loco) into a Patent Pending engine that turns your data into actionable advice.
Make Any Sensor Smart
Bring your own tools. Manually enter readings or upload photos from any sensor you own. Our platform turns that data into powerful insights compatible with the Virtual Loco™ engine.
Meet the Patent Pending
Virtual Loco™
We've filed for a provisional patent on the logic that powers Virtual Loco™. It analyzes your sensor data against decades of master grower wisdom from Sly (aka Loco), providing guidance that is unique, actionable, and proprietary. Join the first wave to test this tech.
Tap Into The Collective
Join a no-gatekeeping community of growers. Share logs, ask questions, and learn from peer-reviewed cultivation recipes. We're preserving and sharing decades of grower wisdom.
The Vibe Check
We're letting growers in in waves. Secure your spot in the collective.
Collective Forum
Early 2026
Join the forums and start sharing the vibes with growers from all over.
Grower Beta
First Wave Soon
Full access to the **Patent Pending Virtual Loco™** by uploading your grow data manually.
Full Automation
Early 2026
Fully automated sensor integration for high-performance grow rooms.
More Than a Platform.
It's a Vibe.
We believe growing should be fun, creative, and collaborative. At IoP, the culture is just as important as the code.
Tune Into CannaConvos
Catch episodes with industry influencers like Sly aka Loco.
Sid
The spirit of the growmie collective
Join the First Wave
Registration for our first group of growmies is closing soon. Secure your place to test the patented Virtual Loco™ tech.