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Me to the shadow person in my kitchen 30 seconds after saying "these ain't shit

Stand up: 3 lighters in your lap. Sit down: they belong to the shadow realm now.

One hit of the homegrown and suddenly we’re explaining how birds are actually government drones |

Me pretending to understand the difference between "Permanent Marker" and "Cat Piss" | 5 people waiting

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal |

MacGyver got quiet real quick once the pen cap and apple came out.

These edibles ain't shi—" | *manual breathing mode activated*

My lap has a 100% absorption rate for lighters the second I sit down.

One hit of the homegrown and suddenly we’re explaining how birds are actually government drones |

Budtender asks if I want "Purple Garlic Farts" or "Alien Runtz" and my brain just factory resets.

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal |

When the glass shatters and you suddenly get a PhD in mechanical engineering |

Me: "These ain't doing shit" | The hallway ceiling: "Do you believe in life after love?

Pocketed it, sat down, now it belongs to the couch gods.

One hit of the homegrown and suddenly we’re explaining how birds are government Wi-Fi extenders

Do I want Garlic Breath or Unicorn Poop | The 5 people behind me in line: 😐

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal |

MacGyver after one hit of indica | *stabs apple with a Bic pen*

These ain't doing nothing" | *starts hearing colors in 4K*

It was literally in my hand three seconds ago | Now it belongs to the couch dimension

One hit of the homegrown and suddenly the group chat is decoding the Denver Airport layout 💀

Is Garlic Breath or Cheetah Piss better for anxiety?" | *3 people sighing behind me*

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal |

MacGyver has 24 hours to save the world, but I have 3 minutes before the vibes expire | *unscrews pen*

These edibles ain't shi—" | *suddenly hearing the color of my ceiling fan*

Assented to the couch cushion dimension. RIP soldier.

The moment a chill hangout turns into everyone in the group confidently explaining an increasingly unhinged conspiracy theory to each other.

Do I want "Garlic Breath" or "Glitter Bomb"? | There are nine people behind me.

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal |

When the glass shatters and you suddenly get a PhD in mechanical engineering |

Me: "These ain't hitting" | *The floor fan starts speaking fluent ancient Aramaic*

Sitting down with a full bowl is a portal that sucks lighters out of existence.

One hit of the homegrown and suddenly the group chat is decoding the Denver Airport murals |

Me trying to decide if "Garlic Breath" or "Glitter Bomb" fits my vibe while the guy behind me sighs |

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal |

Engineering degree? No. High on the couch with a Bic pen and an apple? Yes.

These ain't hit" | Me trying to negotiate with my ceiling fan 10 minutes later

It was literally in my hand three seconds ago | Now it belongs to the couch dimension

One hit of the homegrow and now we're figuring out who actually built the moon |

Staring at "Gary Payton's Left Toe" like my whole life led up to this choice | The line is 8 deep

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal.

MacGyver could never | Bro became an engineer the second the glass cracked

These edibles ain't shit" | *loses the ability to blink*

It was in my hand. I sat down. Now it’s in the shadow realm.

One hit of some homegrown and now we're figuring out who actually built the moon |

The budtender is staring at me like he didn't just invent "Cheetah Piss" on the spot |

It’s 2 AM and suddenly shredded cheese straight from the bag is a 5-star meal |

MacGyver mode active: the rig is gone but the apple and a Bic pen are ready.

These edibles ain't shi—" | *manual breathing mode activated*

Sat down with a full grinder and watched my lighter clip through the map.