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Northern Lights 🌿 Lineage: Afghani x Thai. It is one of the most famous indica lines, though its exact landrace parentage is described somewhat inconsistently across breeders. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 16-21%, CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sweet, earthy, and pungent aroma. It delivers a fast-acting, deeply relaxing full-...

Jack Herer 🌿 Lineage: Bred by Sensi Seeds, this strain is commonly described as a Haze hybrid crossed with Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk, with exact ratios varying by source. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Terpinolene, Pinene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 15-24% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a spicy, pine, and citrus aroma. It is reported to deliver a clear-headed,...

Green Crack 🌿 Lineage: Widely described as a Skunk #1 phenotype/descendant, though the other parent is not consistently documented. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 15-25% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sharp citrus and mango aroma. It is known for delivering a sharp, energizing, and focus-oriented sativa high....

Granddaddy Purple 🌿 Lineage: Purple Urkle x Big Bud 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 17-23% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain is known for its deep purple coloration and a distinct grape and berry aroma. Growers and consumers report that it delivers a strong, sedating body relaxation....

Gorilla Glue #4 🌿 Lineage: Chem's Sister x Sour Dubb, with Chocolate Diesel as the third parent in this three-way cross 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 25-30% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a pungent diesel and chocolate-earth aroma. It is widely known for producing extremely sticky, resin-heavy buds and delivering heavy seda...

White Widow 🌿 Lineage: Brazilian sativa landrace x South Indian indica landrace. This strain was bred by Green House Seeds in the Netherlands in the 1990s, though exact landrace sources are cited inconsistently across sources. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 18-25%, CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features dense, crystal-coated buds and an...

Sour Diesel 🌿 Lineage: Chemdawg 91 is the widely agreed anchor parent, while the second parent is disputed, with competing accounts naming DNL or Massachusetts Super Skunk. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 19-25% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a pungent diesel and citrus aroma. It is reported to deliver a fast-acting, energizi...

Girl Scout Cookies 🌿 Lineage: OG Kush x Durban Poison 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 19-28% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sweet, earthy, and minty aroma. Users report experiencing a euphoric cerebral rush followed by deep relaxation....

OG Kush 🌿 Lineage: Widely cited as Chemdawg x Hindu Kush (sometimes with Lemon Thai/Pakistani Kush), but the true parentage was never confirmed and remains disputed among breeders. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 19-26% / CBD 0-0.3% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features an earthy, fuel, and pine aroma. It delivers a heavy, euphoric high along wi...