📊 Welcome to Strain Reviews! This is where we share honest, real-world feedback on the strains we're growing and smoking. Here's a simple review template to get started: 🧬 Strain: [Name] 🏢 Breeder: [Who made it]...

Blue Dream 🌿 Lineage: Blueberry x Haze 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 17-24% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sweet berry aroma. It delivers a gentle cerebral onset that eases into full-body relaxation....

Harlequin 🌿 Lineage: Colombian Gold x Thai, though also commonly cited with Swiss and Nepali landrace genetics; a CBD-forward strain bred by the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective lineage. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 4-10% / CBD 8-16% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features an earthy, woody, and mango-like aroma. It is known for a CBD-forward pro...

Cherry Pie 🌿 Lineage: Granddaddy Purple x Durban Poison 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 16-24% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sweet cherry and earthy aroma. It is known for delivering a happy, relaxed, and low-key body effect....

Lemon Haze 🌿 Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Silver Haze (Related to Super Lemon Haze; exact breeder lines vary and are described inconsistently across seed banks) 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Terpinolene, Myrcene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 15-22% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a zesty lemon aroma. It is reported to deliver an uplifting, cerebral, and energizing effect....

Super Lemon Haze 🌿 Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Terpinolene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 16-25% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sharp lemon-citrus aroma. It is known for delivering an uplifting, energetic, and creative sativa effect....

Pineapple Express 🌿 Lineage: Trainwreck x Hawaiian 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 17-24% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sweet pineapple and cedar aroma. It is known for delivering a long-lasting, energetic and productive high....

Strawberry Cough 🌿 Lineage: Strawberry Fields x Haze (Bred by Kyle Kushman; exact parentage of the Strawberry Fields component is not fully documented) 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 15-20% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sweet strawberry aroma. It is known for delivering an energizing, sociable, and clear-headed sativa high....

AK-47 🌿 Lineage: Colombian x Mexican, as part of a four-way cross also involving Thai and Afghani landraces bred by Serious Seeds, though exact ratios vary by source. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 13-20% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features an earthy, sweet, and floral aroma. It delivers a steady, long-lasting cerebral buzz balan...

Blueberry 🌿 Lineage: Afghani x Thai, bred by DJ Short over multiple generations and often described loosely as an Afghani/Thai/Purple Thai lineage. 🧬 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene 📊 Average THC/CBD: THC 16-24% / CBD 0-0.2% 🧠 Reported Profile: This strain features a sweet blueberry and berry aroma. It is known for delivering a slow-building, deeply relaxing body effect....